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New York, NY — After the official announcement of a new "Heroic Age" and the rebooting/relaunch of Avengers #1, Marvel looks like they'll be slowly but surely revealing more details about their plans for Earth's Mightiest Heroes in the coming months.

The publisher has now released individual character promos featuring the various members of the new Avengers line-up, with accompanying quotes.

They are :
Wolverine "I am attracted to other guys' women – I am a c*%k-blocking Avenger."
Thor "I covered up my musculature so that Hollywood may properly pad the puny actor playing me in my upcoming movie – I am a considerate Avenger."
Jewel "Just gave birth, and thought it was a good time to go out and risk my life as a superhero again – I am an irresponsible Avenger."
Spider-Woman "Someone posing as me joined the Avengers, so I joined them too – I am a nonsensical Avenger."
Spider-Man "I take responsibility for my actions. Except that one time I traded my wife to Satan in return for magically undoing a bunch of bad decisions I made. (Yeah, I think I'll shut up now) – I am a hypocritical Avenger."

The Thing "Blind chicks think I'm sexy– I am an ugly Avenger."
Hawkeye "I slept with Maya, Natasha, Wanda, Bobbi, Janet, Karla, etc – I am a busy Avenger."
Deadpool "Let's cut the horsesh&%, we all know it's just a matter of time – I am an unavoidable Avenger."

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« I take responsibility for my actions. Except that one time I traded my wife to Satan in return for magically undoing a bunch of bad decisions I made. »
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